Wednesday, October 04, 2006

Hairy Portal

Wow, my title is kind of nasty. I wonder if it will come up under some nasty porn searches. Hmm. Guess if I start getting strange comments from people who don't normally comment, then I will know. :) I think I'll take the chance. I actually got it from a show I watched last night. No, it wasnt a porn movie. The show was called the "Great Build Off" or something like that. It was about this engineer and 8 other guys who built a Luis and Clark style fort/cabin for this retired police chief guy. He showed how they carved the timbers, laid down the dimensions for the house, made windows and doors, etc. Honestly, I was reading Wintersmith at the time and not paying too close attention. However, towards the end, when they were putting up the door, the host said the words "hairy portal" and for some reason, they broke thru my concentration and I almost rolled off the couch laughing. What the host was talking about was their bear skin door on the front of the cabin. It was, indeed, a hairy portal. What I kept thinking was 'hairy portal' would be an excellent porn name. Especially for a gay man with a particularly hairy ass or a girl who just doesn’t want to shave her poonani. Anyways, there is a little view into my twisted little brain. (By the way 'hairy portal' still makes me giggle like a 6th grader with a newly learned bad word)

I'll post a picture of my belly in the next few days, I think. It has grown some and even a couple of my co-workers commented that I am beginning to show. Wow. I can’t believe I'm in the second tri-mester already. The dreams have gotten somewhat less vivid. Either that or I have just grown accustomed to them. No more morning sickness. Actually, I'm eating a good three full meals a day and even snacking a little in between.
The Hubby and I have been house shopping. That’s been fun and I think we may have found one we like. The only problem is we haven’t looked at that many yet and we wonder if we should look at more before we decide on this one. I really loved it the first time I walked thru the door though, so I think it’s the one I want. I'll keep you updated on that too. :)

1 comment:

Leahtard said...

House shopping? You're so grown up. I want to see pictures, damnit. Of your belly and the house and um ... well, whatever else you want to show me. ;-)