Random thoughts from a Diseased brain

The following post contains a lot of bad, bad words. Reader discretion is advised
I'm sorry I have neglected you, dear blog. I have made promises, tantalizing you with hope for a story about the wedding I was in, and have failed to follow thru. I have no reasonable excuse for my lack of posts. I have been busy at work (where I do most of my writing, naughty me), stressed at home, and generally not able to put into to words what is going through my sick little mind. Today I feel compelled to write, though. I have no idea what this post is going to be about. I just have a few things rolling over and over in my mind that want to come out.
First thing, People who piss me off (a generalization):
People who don't take responsibility for their own actions. There is a guy that works for my company, but in our Los Angeles office. This man will do everything in his power to try to put the blame for his fuck up on anyone else besides himself. If he would put the effort he gives to pointing fingers into actually FIXING the problem, I believe the company would run better and more efficiently. But since this man has worked here for YEARS, and the owner of the company doesn't really seem to care what the fuck goes on, I don't see change happening any day soon. Because of my problems and experiences with the above mentioned finger pointer, I have learned the meaning of Cover Your Ass. (CYA) However, I grow weary of defending my actions to him and anyone else he can drag into the fray. It takes more time to prove to the powers that be that HE did the Fuck up then it takes to actually resolve the problem. To me, people like him are a waste of time and skin.

People who take things personally when they shouldn't be:
Another person who has recently pissed me off is this chick on a forum I frequent. Her posts lately have been jumping down peoples throats about little comments they had made in what I view as in a lighthearted way. None of the comments were directed at her, to her, or made any mention of her name at all. She just stuck her nose in and CHOSE to make a snide comment, versus keeping her mouth shut and avoiding the thread. I don't see a need for writing nasty things on the forum such as "Thanks for pissing me off". WTF? Are we supposed to cater to your mood swings? Who the fuck died and made you Queen of the Forum?! I have had second thoughts (briefly) about things I wanted to post on there because I didn't want to "piss her off". Huh. How dumb am I to try to walk on egg shells around a complete stranger who obviously has problems? Just so you know, oh offended chicky, I really don't care if I piss you off. If you have a problem with me, you know where to find me, and you had better bring everything you got. You may be bigger than me, but I have some pent up anger that I have been saving for just an occasion. I know, I know, you are having problems sleeping. Hell, we all do. Most of us, however, do choose to not take it out on innocent bystander's. Believe it or not, you can choose what you write. (Novel idea) If you don't like something someone has said on the forum, especially if it wasn't directed at you in anyway, why the fuck cant you ignore it? Do we all need to know what a bitch you are? Well, we do now anyways. Oh and by the way, I'm not going to kiss your ass like everyone else has. As far as I'm concerned you should owe EVERYONE an apology for taking out your personal problems on us. We all have problems. There are SEVERAL people on that forum who suffer from insomnia, but are they acting like total cunts? Um, No. Just. You.

People who drive SLOW in the fast lane on the freeway: You know who you are. Move the fuck over. There isn't anyone in the middle lane and in case you didn't know, passing on the right is illegal and dangerous. I will do it though, if you don't move your P.O.S out of the way. Either that, or fucking bump it up so you are actually doing the speed limit. Actually, anyone on the freeway caught doing 45 or less should be tarred, feathered, strapped to the back of a Winnebago, and hauled down the freeway doing over 80. I don't know how that would fix the problem, its just something I would like to see.